LIVE FROM THE ALIEN TV MOON BASE IN BOLLYWOOD, HAWAII... VELCOM TO THE OFFICIAL FAKE VULCAN HOMEPAGE OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!!

LESSON 1: HOW TO TROLL NASA AND THE GUY WHO PLAYS CASTLE... #ANCIENTALIENS

TROLLING 101: WHY CHICAGO > NYC... i.e. chicago doesn't smell like piss when it rains.

TROLLING 102: how SNL should #TROLLTRUMP

TROLLING 103: how the WALRUS #pwned donald trump

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TROLLING 104: start up the TIME MACHINE

TROLLING 105: why IN THE YEAR 2020... all of donald trump's golf courses and hotels are now homeless shelters and orphanages. THANKS DONALD!

TROLLING 201: why ALEC BALDWIN is THE REASON DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT... i.e. your plan backfired.

TROLLING 202: dear DONALD TRUMP, do you agree to turn all your GOLF COURSES AROUND THE WORLD into HOMELESS SHELTERS??????!!!!!!

TROLLING 203: what's that donald? you also want to turn ALL TRUMP HOTELS into SECTION 8.0 HOUSING??????!!!!!!

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TROLLING 204: wow donald! thanks for your generous donations! wow!!! you're also going to resign and mike "666" pence and jeff sessions are also resigning? wow!!! CHECKMATE.

TROLLING 301: BLACK LIVES MATTER.

TROLLING 302: "i'm a man-child looking for a mom-wife..."

TROLLING 303: can RUBBER DUCKY delete white privilege???

MASTER TROLLING 666999: INSIDE BOB MARLEY'S JERK CHICKEN STUDIO

BEST OPENING MONOLOGUE OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.

BEST SKIT OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.

BEST KANYE SKIT... i.e. please put ALL OF THE MUSIC back on youtube.

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